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I see you…
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sOME KID FROM MY SCHOOL
EVERYONE THOUGHT HE KILLED HIMSELF
AND AFTER LIKE 2354635462435 “R.I.P” POSTS HE WAS JUST LIKE
WAHTHTS GOIN ON
(via tubaeric)
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SELINA GOMEZ FACTSHEET
Age: 20
Height: 1 inch (usually made to look bigger through Photoshop)
Colour of urine: International Klein Blue
Fave food: The 100 year old seal blubber from Robert Falcon Scott’s Discovery Hut in the Antarctic
Fave film: Any 16mm film leader
Fave smell: Burning styrofoam
Fave activity: Genital multilation (of others)
Least fave activity: Not carrying out genital multilation (of others)
Why have you only got one hand?: I didn’t like having two hands -
Chriddof: One morning, when Alex James woke from troubled dreams, he found... →
One morning, when Alex James woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant lump of cheese. He lay on his coagulated milk protein back, and if he looked down a little he could see his bright yellow belly, containing the odd hole and infused with ketchup flavouring….
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IT’S THE FREAK PHONE AND HERE’S THE PARTY FREAK FREDDY FREAKER DANCING NEW SENSATION GRABBIN THE NATION DOING THE FREAK CALL NOW ONE NINE HUNDRED FOUR NINE OH FREAK JOIN THE PARTY THE FAST AND EASY WAY HEAR WHATS SCAMMIN FROM NEW YORK TO LA CALL NOW ONE NINE HUNDRED FOUR NINE OH FREAK WHATS HAPPENIN WHATS JAMMIN PARTY TIL YOU DROP DIALIN IN THE ACTION WHATS HOT AND WHATS NOT ONE NINE HUNDRED FOUR NINE OH FREAK
(two dollars a call)
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(via moffatruinedmylife)
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helloeverything asked: Thank you so much! It means a lot. =)
oh hi.
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(via everythingderpy)
